Friday, August 15, 2008

Breaking News

Reliable, and reliably anonymous, sources have told us that presumptive, and presumptuous, Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has a new campaign slogan:

"Let them eat caviar!"

(Reportedly, when the Senator was informed that Marie Antoniette was referring to her subjects, who she suggested should "eat cake," his response was "My mistake, I thought she meant her friends and family."
A dedicated source, Anon E. Mouse, also said that McCain denies he's ever made any gaffes, and that if you want to see a gaffe, you should go to the zoo. )