Sunday, August 31, 2008

Republican Conventions

Presumptive Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, and his vice presidential running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin, have just reached an agreement about how best to handle the Republican Convention in light of the coming storm.

Unable to find the owner's manual for hurricanes, the Arizona senator approached the current commander-in-chief for tips on how to redact a natural disaster, but Bush was clueless.

Reportedly, Ms. Palin's advice now is to only show Bush after a bikini wax.